theres-a-rumor:

"Can you top that?"

Drew and Krista - The Night Shift 1x05 Storm Watch

b99things:

Amy, this is low, even for you.

exlibrisfangirl:

Because it will never stop being hilarious. NEVER.

"If we live our lives looking at the past, we’ll never be able to move forward to our future together."

My school was doing an audition for the children version of The Hobbit, but for the 2nd and 3rd graders and I was at kindergarten. They said I was too young and I couldn’t just crash the auditions, but I was like “Hey, I wanna audition.” (x)

Why do you keep talking about your boss like he’s your father?